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Author Archives: Irisa
Karishma: Who knows belly dancing?
Shonit: Me. When I walk, my belly dances.
Ivy: Anyway, she asked me to be her maid of honour, but she doesn’t even have a boyfriend.
Dustin: (touches hairless cat) Is this what it feels like to pet a bald person?
Me: No, it’s not.
Becker: You said that so confidently.
Andy: You call it a rolling stop, I call it confidence.
Fab: So there’s this guy on TikTok, that because of the pandemic, has started to walk on all fours.
Me: Can I tell you something?
My Therapist: What? Yeah, of course.
Me: Oh yeah, sorry.
Me: Are you indecisive?
Gurjant: No. I don’t know. Maybe?
Jenn: Don’t settle for less, Irisa. Get clothes with pockets.
Portuguese man: Hey, give me a coin.
Shawn: No, I’m poor.
Portueguese man: Come onnnnn!!!
Me: So anyway, my stomach was acting up this morning.
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