(At a soup-themed retirement party)
Me: Is this Pony [by Ginuwine]?
Becca: (dj-ing) Yes.
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Becca: It’s unique, I’ll give it that. Uniquely hateable.
Becca: You’re being really loud.
Prit: (loudly) HAH?
Gurjant: Are you gonna be at this wedding? (Points at Becca) Sometimes you show up.
Becca: Okay, that was one time.
Becca: It’s like what they say, you give a man a fish and he’ll starve but if you teach him how to fish… is that how it goes?
(Discussing Midsommar)
Becca: I want to be the guy that leaves.
Andy: (stares)
Becca: Oh wait, did he die?
Andy: EVERYBODY dies.
(Someone posts Instagram story in front of us)
Becca: It’s like watching the Mona Lisa being painted in real time.
Me: Wagwan!
Becca: Oh god, they got you too.
Becca: These youths and their slime.
Me: Have you ever had poop flung at you and stuff?
Becca: (long pause)
Becca: ….not directly. Not directly.
