Me: As a person that—
Becca: Shits a lot?
Me: Well, I guess you could say that.
Tag Archives: Becca
Me: I don’t know if you’re an asset, Muffin.
Becca: She IS! She’s full of ass.
Me: (farts)
Becca: Oh my god.
Me: What?
Becca: Why are you saying what like you didn’t just drop an atomic bomb?
Becca: I was in awe of his Hinge profile because he was so stupid. He was like, “I can’t tell the difference between a zucchini and cucumber,” and I was like, time to close Hinge forever.
Jenn: I learned what gaydead is. It’s when you’re dead after 30.
Becca: Are we gaydead??
Me: No, we’re not gay.
Becca: It’s a lawless place, the DVP.
Sanila: The Greek mythology one, that’s the best one.
Me: Did she… kill people?
Dilsher: Yes.
Becca: It’s called ASSASSIN’S Creed.
Becca: Everything was black so I was like, she’s either really goth or it’s a divorce party.
Me: No, I just smashed my Nars palette earlier.
Becca: Oh yeah, I thought I heard that. I heard that, the vacuum and then you singing, Goodbye, My Lover.
Becca: Scrambled eggs? That’s so hard to mess up though.
Me: They’re men, Rebecca.
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