Andy: You gotta remove two: pho, bubble tea, hot pot, racism, dim sum, korean barbecue.
Roy: Gurjant would remove pho twice.
Gurjant: I would remove pho twice.
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Andy: Why am I so tired?!?!
Me: PV = nRT, babe.
Andy: That’s the ideal gas law.
(Discussing Midsommar)
Becca: I want to be the guy that leaves.
Andy: (stares)
Becca: Oh wait, did he die?
Andy: EVERYBODY dies.
Andy: Oh no, my lobster’s too buttery and my steak too juicy—
Jess: And my ass too fat! Is that part of it?
Andy: Are drugs vegan? I think they are!
Jess: I saw her at Porter Robinson—
Andy: You went to Porter Robinson?
Jess: Yeah I know! It was at Cabana—
Andy: You went to Cabana?
Jess: I know, I was like, what am I doing here? And then I saw her at a Friends Only—
Me: You were at a Friends Only?
Jess: I know! I was like, where am I?
Prit: I don’t give a fuck about ethics!
Andy: Not what I want to hear from someone that builds skyscrapers.
Andy: Oh yeah, let’s watch that horror movie again! Or do you want to forget? Not that you can forget things.
Me: (dissociates off into distance)
Andy: Can I have a sip of your coffee?
Andy: This is Bad Bunny.
Gurjant: I’m familiar.
Andy and Scott: Are you?
Andy: You’re an alcoholic?
Keith: Sometimes.
Andy: I don’t think that’s what it means.
My Friends Say Things 