Prit: I don’t give a fuck about ethics!
Andy: Not what I want to hear from someone that builds skyscrapers.
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Andy: Oh yeah, let’s watch that horror movie again! Or do you want to forget? Not that you can forget things.
Me: (dissociates off into distance)
Andy: Can I have a sip of your coffee?
Andy: This is Bad Bunny.
Gurjant: I’m familiar.
Andy and Scott: Are you?
Andy: You’re an alcoholic?
Keith: Sometimes.
Andy: I don’t think that’s what it means.
Andy: I don’t wanna be pregnant.
Becca: I don’t think it’s really a choice for you.
Scott: What if I become a facist China pusher?
Andy: I don’t think your Mandarin is good enough.
Scott: I just have to be an operative and listening to the english.
Qiqi: I don’t think your english is good enough either.
Andy: Minus all the pointing and the yelling, I’m on your side.
Me: Yeah, you’re a gemini rising.
Scott: Double gemini…
Andy: That’s four people!
(chefs reveal disgusting dish on TV)
Andy: What is this obelisk of human arrogance?
(playing Overcooked)
Child: Who is cutting onions and LEAVING THEM THERE?
Chris: I’M SORRY!
Andy: This guy manages Gmail, by the way.
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