Andy: I think my views have changed.
Me: Since when?
Andy: Since just now.
Andy: I think my views have changed.
Me: Since when?
Andy: Since just now.
Me: You know it’s business time when the—
Me and Andy: (in unison) Imagine Dragons comes on.
Andy: (walks into room) I heard slander about our modern-day Shakespeare, Young Thug.
Andy: Do you think you’ll be in the mood after your upper endoscopy?
Andy: Have you met Ed’s friend?
Yvonne: They all look the same except for Gurjant.
Me: Anthony Davis. Is that the one with the eyebrows?
Andy: Yes. It’s insane that THAT is what you know.
Andy: I think we’ll get through it. I don’t know if mentally we’ll be the same people afterwards but we’ll figure it out.
Andy: I guess that IS the motto of science… fuck around and find out. But it’s very important that you do the finding out.
Andy: It just looks like a poorly designer building. They wasted a lot of space.
Christina: It’s very top-heavy, like most management.
Me: Do you love it?
Christina: (holding and petting an alpaca doll)
Andy: It looks like you love it.
Christina: I don’t love anything.
Christina’s boyfriend: Okay.