Andy: Is he Chinese?
Me: Senator, he’s Singaporean.
Khalil: What is a roster? Is that another word for haram?
Andy: You gotta remove two: pho, bubble tea, hot pot, racism, dim sum, korean barbecue.
Roy: Gurjant would remove pho twice.
Gurjant: I would remove pho twice.
Becca: It’s like what they say, you give a man a fish and he’ll starve but if you teach him how to fish… is that how it goes?
(back in our university town)
Jenn: These bitches have T&T!
Me: I will say, they do not have job prospects.
Jenn: Low blow, but okay.
Prit: His family LOVES me.
Khalil: (turns to me) not true.
Andy: Why am I so tired?!?!
Me: PV = nRT, babe.
Andy: That’s the ideal gas law.
Me: Is your son going to be named Knickerbocker now?
Sai: If he was born last night, I don’t think I’d have a choice.
Me: Did you see the Hellman’s gayonnaise?
Fab: I- …what
Prit: Your nipples align with your earlobes.
Andrew: No, they don’t!
Prit: You’re British, though.
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