Fab: (drives by someone crossing street) I don’t know! I got nervous. Pedestrians, myself included, are very aggressive. We’re so entitled.
Chris: I rode in a Waymo for the first time! It was really good. It got stuck in an alleyway for two minutes.
Kaili: Is it the cursed guy?
Me: No, that’s just Scott.
Prit: I should run for mayor.
Andrew: No.
Becca: Remember that guy I matched with on Hinge then saw at pottery? I saw him just now on the street with his girlfriend!
Me: Crazy Eyes got a girlfriend? Damn.
Gurjant: I received feet pics of my own feet.
Me: There’s two Eids.
Andrew: Oh yeah, one of them is Eid Mubarak.
Everyone: NO!
Prit: One time, I wanted to play Ticket to Ride and he said he didn’t have it. I found it. He hid it from me.
Me: (sobs)
Becca: What is it? But also yeah.
Annabel: Why do you hold your pen like a dinosaur?
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