Khalil: You guys should get divorced, then married again so I can come to the wedding.
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Me: (holding a glass of chia seed water) This will be our poo potion.
Andy: Do not call it that.
Selby: The pain and affliction that Jack Antonoff has brought.
Becca: It’s unique, I’ll give it that. Uniquely hateable.
Prit: Every time I try to start packing, I collapse to the floor.
Andy: I don’t believe in curses, except for the one Scott is afflicted by.
Dustin: You see Indiana Fever and they have Caitlin Clark but your team name is a DISEASE, oh god.
Andy: Wes just hits whatever with whichever hand.
Gurjant: Oh wow, are you amphibious, dude?
Becca: You’re being really loud.
Prit: (loudly) HAH?
Me: Are you wearing perfume? Something smells really good.
Fab: I think it’s toilet cleaner.
My Friends Say Things 