Kaili: Don’t worry sis, he can’t even commit to hair.
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Prit: I don’t give a fuck about ethics!
Andy: Not what I want to hear from someone that builds skyscrapers.
Cindy: He signed up for the London marathon. The ballots opened yesterday, you guys can too!
Amy: Why would we do such things?
Becca: These youths and their slime.
Andy: Oh yeah, let’s watch that horror movie again! Or do you want to forget? Not that you can forget things.
Me: (dissociates off into distance)
Andy: Can I have a sip of your coffee?
(sees alley full of cats)
Don: I’ve struck puss gold.
Jess: That was one of the benefits of the frisbee tournament. You could go to the strip club, club, or other strip club.
Sinyi: She was like, “more banana!” as the banana was coming out of her mouth.
Fab: And Google Maps was like you’re gonna be late and I was like well, I walk fast and I’m gay so I WON’T be late.
Me: Have you ever had poop flung at you and stuff?
Becca: (long pause)
Becca: ….not directly. Not directly.
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