Author Archives: Irisa

Dustin: You see Indiana Fever and they have Caitlin Clark but your team name is a DISEASE, oh god.

Andy: Wes just hits whatever with whichever hand.

Gurjant: Oh wow, are you amphibious, dude?

Becca: You’re being really loud.

Prit: (loudly) HAH?

Me: Are you wearing perfume? Something smells really good.

Fab: I think it’s toilet cleaner.

Me: Who am I? Why am I like this?

Andy: Okay, let’s get you to bed.

Me: Do you like bald men?

Kaili: I can take him to Turkey.

Gurjant: Are you gonna be at this wedding? (Points at Becca) Sometimes you show up.

Becca: Okay, that was one time.

Emery: Bug spray. Do not get the organic kind. Get the one with DEET, the chemicals. There is no time.

Andy: Is he Chinese?

Me: Senator, he’s Singaporean.

Khalil: What is a roster? Is that another word for haram?