Me: (sobs)
Becca: What is it? But also yeah.
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Annabel: Why do you hold your pen like a dinosaur?
Fab: I hate magicians.
Andy: Wait, why?
Fab: They’re so annoying. Like, “look what I can do!” Shut up.
Khalil: My dad’s been taking photos of us and putting them through AI.
Prit: You don’t want to know what I dealt with at work today.
Me: Was it cleaning up poopoo caca?
Prit: Well, that I did last Thursday.
Andy: This is Bad Bunny.
Gurjant: I’m familiar.
Andy and Scott: Are you?
Jess: A sea is not an ocean?
Me: No, girl.
Jess: True.
Monkey Tour Guide: If you want to scream, just do it.
Sanila: Jacob Elordi’s jaw intimidates me.
Andy: You’re an alcoholic?
Keith: Sometimes.
Andy: I don’t think that’s what it means.
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