Me: Who am I? Why am I like this?
Andy: Okay, let’s get you to bed.
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Me: Do you like bald men?
Kaili: I can take him to Turkey.
Gurjant: Are you gonna be at this wedding? (Points at Becca) Sometimes you show up.
Becca: Okay, that was one time.
Emery: Bug spray. Do not get the organic kind. Get the one with DEET, the chemicals. There is no time.
Andy: Is he Chinese?
Me: Senator, he’s Singaporean.
Khalil: What is a roster? Is that another word for haram?
Andy: You gotta remove two: pho, bubble tea, hot pot, racism, dim sum, korean barbecue.
Roy: Gurjant would remove pho twice.
Gurjant: I would remove pho twice.
Becca: It’s like what they say, you give a man a fish and he’ll starve but if you teach him how to fish… is that how it goes?
(back in our university town)
Jenn: These bitches have T&T!
Me: I will say, they do not have job prospects.
Jenn: Low blow, but okay.
Prit: His family LOVES me.
Khalil: (turns to me) not true.
