Khalil: You guys should get divorced, then married again so I can come to the wedding.
Tag Archives: Khalil
Khalil: What is a roster? Is that another word for haram?
Me: Dwayne the Rock Johnson has a shampoo line.
Khalil: I don’t trust it, he’s trying to recruit.
Prit: Why didn’t you invite us to your wedding?
Me: We didn’t know you then.
Khalil: Not an excuse.
Khalil: My dad’s been taking photos of us and putting them through AI.
Me: You don’t know who Future is?
Khalil: No.
Me: Mask Off? Percocet, molly, percocet?
Khalil: No.
