Fabienne | My Friends Say Things

Fab: And Google Maps was like you’re gonna be late and I was like well, I walk fast and I’m gay so I WON’T be late.

Fab: (drives by someone crossing street) I don’t know! I got nervous. Pedestrians, myself included, are very aggressive. We’re so entitled.

Fab: I hate magicians.

Andy: Wait, why?

Fab: They’re so annoying. Like, “look what I can do!” Shut up.

Me: It’s like Murdle.

Becca: Wow, they just be adding “-le” to words and making it a game.

Fab: Povertle. The next late stage capitalism game.

Dustin: You’ll think about this on a night when there’s nothing to do and think it’s a pretty good idea. Better than dyeing your hair—

Fab: Hey.

Fab: You’re like 15 minutes away from building a bunker.

Me: I would if I could! The good ones are several million.

Fab: You… looked..?

Fab: He’s… I don’t know, he wears a fedora.

Fab: And they’re like, what’s an All-American Reject?

Don: I found a hole in the ground and thought it was something special.

Fab: We were on a golf course.

Me: Oh my god, what happened to your back?

Fab: I pulled it…. Doing physio exercises for my fucking left knee.

My Friends Say Things