Andy: Wes just hits whatever with whichever hand.
Gurjant: Oh wow, are you amphibious, dude?
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Gurjant: Are you gonna be at this wedding? (Points at Becca) Sometimes you show up.
Becca: Okay, that was one time.
Andy: You gotta remove two: pho, bubble tea, hot pot, racism, dim sum, korean barbecue.
Roy: Gurjant would remove pho twice.
Gurjant: I would remove pho twice.
Gurjant: I received feet pics of my own feet.
Andy: This is Bad Bunny.
Gurjant: I’m familiar.
Andy and Scott: Are you?
Gurjant: It tastes like sad. Also I ate egg.
In-Hye: Ben Affleck.
Gurjant: What?
Becca: The earth is round?
Keith: No…
Gurjant: You believe in the earth?
Moses: So yeah, Dyster went and—
Gurjant: Yeah, yeah, Dyster.
Me: You know Dyster?
Gurjant: No.
Gurjant: I have a reverse OnlyFans where I send people pics of my feet and only stop when they send me money.
Jess: That’s harassment.
Gurjant: There’s no way she threw that up. It’s so intact.
Jess: She no chew!
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