(On the Jonas Brothers)
Khalil: I swear there’s four of them.
Me: Name them.
Khalil: Okay, Rick Jonas…
Andrew: There’s the one with the looks, the one with looks and diabetes, and the one without the looks.
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Selby: It was Jake Gyllenhaal.
Andrew: Rest in peace, king.
Khalil: He’s not dead.
Prit: Your nipples align with your earlobes.
Andrew: No, they don’t!
Prit: You’re British, though.
Prit: I should run for mayor.
Andrew: No.
Me: There’s two Eids.
Andrew: Oh yeah, one of them is Eid Mubarak.
Everyone: NO!
Andrew: It’s just like Drake. Boring, uninspired.
Andrew: His name was Tasobellis and he looked like a guy we worked with that was obsessed with Taco Bell.
