Shawn: It’s still t-shirt weather down here.

Me: Is it still gun violence weather down there too?

Me: Are you doing okay in America?

Shawn: I’m okay. I bought a gun.

Portuguese man: Hey, give me a coin.

Shawn: No, I’m poor.

Portueguese man: Come onnnnn!!!

Me: So anyway, my stomach was acting up this morning.