Jenn: He won’t wear boots. I’m like, they’re not just for cowboys and he’s like, they’re for cowboys. So he refuses to wear boots.
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Jenn: I learned what gaydead is. It’s when you’re dead after 30.
Becca: Are we gaydead??
Me: No, we’re not gay.
Jenn: I was at a mushroom show and the edibility level of one was just an emoji going (shrugs).
(Showing us her closet storage system)
Jenn: This is the way I must be.
Me: She’s a Virgo.
Becca: I see.
Jenn: Don’t settle for less, Irisa. Get clothes with pockets.
Jenn: His yellow fever is off the charts. How do you even find these guys?
Me: Oh. They find me, Jenn Jenn. They find me.
Jenn: He’s taking up gardening. Wants to grow spearmint for mojitos. Because mojitos remind him of cruises. It all goes back to cruises.
Jenn: Everyone who knows Seattle downtown knows to stay the f*ck away from that particular McDonald’s. We’ve always called it McStabby’s.
Ryan: (shows me an ad on consent at Oktoberfest) We saw this and thought of you.
Jenn: It says, “Only Ja Means Ja!”
Ryan: And I was like, man, if it were any colder, I’d be complaining so much right now.
Jenn: And I was like, did you just manufacture a hypothetical situation so you could complain about it?
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