(back in our university town)

Jenn: These bitches have T&T!

Me: I will say, they do not have job prospects.

Jenn: Low blow, but okay.

(Watching video of AI robot dogs doing backflips)

Me: What is the application for this?

Jenn: I don’t know, violence.

Jenn: Remember how happy I was when I didn’t have a job? Everybody does.

Jenn: When I ran into the bear in Squamish, I noted which friends were wearing flip flops. I wore running shoes.

Jenn: You usually don’t win battles with the wall, but I did with my face.

(Shaggy playing over the speakers)

Jenn: He said it wasn’t him, but it was in fact, him.

Jenn: Everyone’s gangsta until they touch a wet spot in the cave.

Jenn: He won’t wear boots. I’m like, they’re not just for cowboys and he’s like, they’re for cowboys. So he refuses to wear boots.