Author Archives: Irisa

Me: How can we monetize that, is my question.

Mei: I like the way you think.

Andy: I respect that. I don’t respect his hair, but I respect him.

Me: It’s like that book, If you give a mouse a cookie.

Ivy: I never read it. Is the mouse a bitch?

Don: I saw Troye Sivan on Raya but he didnt swipe on me!! Racism!!!

Jenn: When I ran into the bear in Squamish, I noted which friends were wearing flip flops. I wore running shoes.

Dustin: Is he quiet quitting?

Andy: Seems pretty loud to me.

Kaili: Davenport? NO! No! No! I guess that’s right.

Fab: And they’re like, what’s an All-American Reject?

Ryan: To be fair, when you’re bald, there’s only so many avenues you can go down.

Andy: You know how much Hakka takeout one child costs?