Author Archives: Irisa

Me: Are you okay?

Andy: (kicks beanbag chair repeatedly)

Me: I’m gonna take that as a no.

(watching croquet)

Becca: This is just stupid golf.

Iris: Oh, now you guys have someone your age to talk about stuff with, like Fatboy Slim or something.

Me: You eat at Chick-Fil-A? They’re against your existence!

Timmy: But it’s so good.

Andy: What’s your favourite large language model, Muffin?

Muffin: Mrrrmmmm.

Me: Why are you talking about SEO in a dating app?

Kaili: You see my predicament.

Me: Is it him? Is it this guy? (shows phone to group)

Ryan: Ew.

Scott: Square bingo. I’m learning so much.

Andy: All bingo is square.

Andrea: He chugged it so fast, he threw up on the wall.

Amy: But he got $80.

Alvin: Really good ROI.

Kaili: Bill’s not scary, he’s just an idiot.