Fab: He’s… I don’t know, he wears a fedora.
Classmate: My teacher discouraged me from pursuing art because they said it will lead to poverty.
Painting Class Instructor: Well, they weren’t wrong.
Me: Are you okay?
Andy: (kicks beanbag chair repeatedly)
Me: I’m gonna take that as a no.
(watching croquet)
Becca: This is just stupid golf.
Iris: Oh, now you guys have someone your age to talk about stuff with, like Fatboy Slim or something.
Me: You eat at Chick-Fil-A? They’re against your existence!
Timmy: But it’s so good.
Andy: What’s your favourite large language model, Muffin?
Muffin: Mrrrmmmm.
Me: Why are you talking about SEO in a dating app?
Kaili: You see my predicament.
Me: Is it him? Is it this guy? (shows phone to group)
Ryan: Ew.
Scott: Square bingo. I’m learning so much.
Andy: All bingo is square.
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