Jenn: I learned what gaydead is. It’s when you’re dead after 30.
Becca: Are we gaydead??
Me: No, we’re not gay.
Emilia: A lot of edits are opinions.
Becca: It’s a lawless place, the DVP.
(Everyone outside smoking at a party)
Marcus: (comes inside) What are you nerds doing?
Me: (mouth full) Eating tofu.
Jenn: I was at a mushroom show and the edibility level of one was just an emoji going (shrugs).
Me: I haven’t seen you guys in years!
Steve: Yeah, did you know there was a pandemic?
Andy: I guess that IS the motto of science… fuck around and find out. But it’s very important that you do the finding out.
Groom: Alright, your girlfriend’s fucking weird. (turns to me) I’ve seen your blog, by the way. (runs away)
Andy: It just looks like a poorly designer building. They wasted a lot of space.
Christina: It’s very top-heavy, like most management.
Sanila: The Greek mythology one, that’s the best one.
Me: Did she… kill people?
Dilsher: Yes.
Becca: It’s called ASSASSIN’S Creed.
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