Author Archives: Irisa

Me: Is it him? Is it this guy? (shows phone to group)

Ryan: Ew.

Scott: Square bingo. I’m learning so much.

Andy: All bingo is square.

Andrea: He chugged it so fast, he threw up on the wall.

Amy: But he got $80.

Alvin: Really good ROI.

Kaili: Bill’s not scary, he’s just an idiot.

Me: How can we monetize that, is my question.

Mei: I like the way you think.

Andy: I respect that. I don’t respect his hair, but I respect him.

Me: It’s like that book, If you give a mouse a cookie.

Ivy: I never read it. Is the mouse a bitch?

Don: I saw Troye Sivan on Raya but he didnt swipe on me!! Racism!!!

Jenn: When I ran into the bear in Squamish, I noted which friends were wearing flip flops. I wore running shoes.

Dustin: Is he quiet quitting?

Andy: Seems pretty loud to me.