Gurjant: I received feet pics of my own feet.
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Me: There’s two Eids.
Andrew: Oh yeah, one of them is Eid Mubarak.
Everyone: NO!
Prit: One time, I wanted to play Ticket to Ride and he said he didn’t have it. I found it. He hid it from me.
Me: (sobs)
Becca: What is it? But also yeah.
Annabel: Why do you hold your pen like a dinosaur?
Fab: I hate magicians.
Andy: Wait, why?
Fab: They’re so annoying. Like, “look what I can do!” Shut up.
Khalil: My dad’s been taking photos of us and putting them through AI.
Prit: You don’t want to know what I dealt with at work today.
Me: Was it cleaning up poopoo caca?
Prit: Well, that I did last Thursday.
Andy: This is Bad Bunny.
Gurjant: I’m familiar.
Andy and Scott: Are you?
Jess: A sea is not an ocean?
Me: No, girl.
Jess: True.
