Lou: If my life is going wrong enough… I-I would want to be a cult leader.
Author Archives: Irisa
Grace: (looks over in disgust) Oh god.
Grace: Send me all that.
Becca: We could make jungle juice.
Me: And call it polyjuice potion!
Becca: (stares) Is… that… Harry—
Me: Yeah, it’s Harry Potter.
Kat: No! You don’t know that! Haven’t you seen Lady and the Tramp?
Me: No, I actually haven’t.
Kat: Me neither.
On the Colosseum
Callie: It’s like Beyblade but slavery.
Britt: In my hometown, a No Frills got in trouble with upper management for having too many frills.
Mojan: He spends the day in golf apparel and he thinks that’s a sexy outfit.
Fab: My first thought when I got my raise was… I can buy a watering can now.
Me: My eyebrows are two whole different shapes.
Brenda: Yeah. They are. If I were sober, I would never say that to you but I’m pretty drunk, so I can say that.
Kelsey: Also, I’m messaging back the Soundcloud rapper.
Me: KELSEY. NO!
Kelsey: I know.
