Sai: It’s a drinkable edible. So a drinkable.
Author Archives: Irisa
Me: Do they accept strippers over the age of 25?
Timmy: Can’t say this thought doesn’t go through my mind once a week.
Qiqi: I smelled banana so I thought I was having a heart attack.
Jason: Is that a thing?
Me: No, it’s burnt toast and that’s for strokes.
Andy: I want some PITBULL energy, I want to DALE.
Janet: We are gathered here today—
Grace: Illegally.
Deshi: Boys complain a lot and do nothing.
Kat: I GET TO BE PART OF AN EVENT!
Me: Girl, we were part of a pandemic.
Kat: But that’s not a fun event.
Winnie: My parents never beat me, but they would send me—
Brenda: To your room?
Winnie: No, to martial arts.
Me: Why is she so mean?
Christine: Because she’s an accountant so she’s bitter.
Britt: I have a whole ass frying pan in my bag. Matt made eggs and noticed my pan was degrading so he bought me a new one.
Me: And they say chivalry is dead.
