Drunk Girl at Party: You’re my favourite person, Irina!!
Me: IRISA!
Author Archives: Irisa
Iris: Did you just bite me?
Ivy: No, I’m resting my tooth on you.
Brenda: (takes bite of Twinkie) Okay, I can see why these got banned.
Jess: We only went out one night and by 1:00am, we were like, can we go home and watch the R. Kelly documentary?
Anviksha: We’re roses in a sunflower field.
Me: Oh wow. Where’s that from?
Anviksha: Me.
Jason: My team is really into Harry Potter and I’ve been pretending to fit in.
Alvin: Heavy metal?
Andy: There’s a time and place.
Jon: Which is never and nowhere.
Kaili: Like a hot dog in a hallway, it hit nothing.
Kat: A bird shit on his face and I felt the force of the splatter when it hit him.
Callie: My dad is Catholic and my mom’s not. She said she believes in dreams.
