Fab: Does he have a girlfriend?
Me: He’s gay.
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Quyen: OOOoOOh, cashier’s kinda cute.
Me: He’s gay.
Quyen: Awwwww…
Ally: Okay, so I did something stupid.
Me: Did you take a shit and clog the toilet?
Ally: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Ally: But that IS something I would do.
Surbhi: Well, he’s not my good friend so much as his dog is.
Andy: So I’m not into basketball but I’m very into shit talk and there’s a lot of shit talk going on right now.
Me: We turned out fine!
Ivy: Says someone who hasn’t even begun processing her trauma.
Brenda: I like adding your calendar to mine ’cause then I look at it and it makes me feel better.
Mom: I’ll never get people that get so torn up about relationships. Like, turn on the news, look at Syria.
Me: Why am I so hairy and gassy?
Ava: I literally think the same.
Christine: We only twerk when we’re sad. It cheers us up.
