Sai: What happened to your blog?
Me: Well… I stopped seeing people because of the pandemic. And that made it hard for friends to say things to me. And my blog is called My Friends Say Things.
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Becca: I’ll just do whatever’s easiest. And Guy Fieri does not sound like an easy costume to make.
Mike: I would love any place with good company.
Mike: Except jail.
Me: Oh my god. Who hurt you?
Mike: Break out the wine, baby girl.
Dustin: Never underestimate old dudes. They walk around whole ass gym locker rooms buck naked.
Me: By the way, if I order a cake, another cake—
Andy: “If,” good one.
Erin: I made this quinoa soup and Dave just texted me, “So did you add chicken, salmon or bread to this?”
Erin: It was a cheese rind.
Erin: Dave ate the whole parm rind. He saw the words stamped on it and thought it was “spices.”
Mei: The ugliest people are the funniest.
Me: Yeah, why do you think we’re hilarious?
Both: Ehehehehehe.
Christine: It’s like when people say “birthday cake.” All cakes are birthday cakes if you have them on your birthday…
Random Dude: Whoa, I thought that shirt you’re holding was a dog.
Me: It is. (wiggles sweater) Woof woof.
Me: (continues walking)
Random Dude: Jenny, come back.
