Kubi: (howls for attention)
Kevin: We can be 10 minutes away from this hoe and he will act like we abandoned him for years.
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Me: Why are you liking your own messages?
Mike: Because I’m funny. And if no one’s gonna validate me, I’ll validate myself.
Me: Happy birthday, dad!
Dad: Okay, okay.
Dad: (looks up) What are you wearing?
Me: I wish I could work for the FBI.
Christine: You just break in and tell them like, look I hacked your firewall.
Me: I think… I think that’s a federal offence. Like a felony.
Christine: Yeah but you got their attention, right?
Don: We don’t find it necessary to scream at the top of our lunges the love we have for them.
Me: I know you mean lungs, but I just imagined us lunging and screaming.
Me: Is that… a glimmer of hope I see in your eyes?
Ray: No, that’s probably just drunkenness you see.
Fabienne: Yeah, that’s not really something I go for.
Me: Men?
Both: Hehehehehehe.
Andy: Scandinavian prisons are so nice.
Me: Are you speaking from experience?
Mike: Queens misses you.
Me: AW! Toronto misses you as well.
Mike: Thanks, I didn’t wanna ask if y’all missed me. Because I don’t wanna seem needy.
Me: But what a power dynamic, okay, I see you. Making jokes in a territory you know we have no say in.
Maressa: It’s really fun and I would recommend it to all POC.
