(On this blog)
Me: I know you check your own tag.
Mojan: How do you know that?
Me: You told me.
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(On playing Monopoly)
Ray: It’s like, why would you give him New York Avenue?? You saw what he did last time!
Fabienne: Walk to DUFFERIN?
Me: It’s walkable.
Fabienne: Everything’s walkable if you want to die.
Val: He had a fat bottle of liqueur, like a nice fat bottle, so we all went back to his place.
Me: You can’t NAP?
Christine: NO!
Me: That’s literally one of my greatest joys in life.
Christine: I know. I don’t know what that feels like.
Me: Can we see your cat? I just wanna hug a cat.
Jenny: He’s gonna piss on you.
Me: She wouldn’t shut up. And this is coming from me, I don’t shut up.
Don: This is true. That’s a lot.
Me: Did that move? Or am I going crazy?
Kevin: You’re going crazy.
Me: True.
Mojan: So, I didn’t know how he dances. Do you know how he dances?
Me: Is it —(shuffles slightly)?
Mojan: You know the inflatable blow-up car salsa?
Dustin: Is quarantine devolving us or revealing our true selves?
My Friends Say Things 