Me: Where’s the groom?
Ray: (laughs)
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Don: I have a complicated order.
Me: It’s okay, you’re a complicated person.
Don: You’re right.
Justin: Yo, those grapes f*cked my throat.
All: Uhhhhh ohhhh….
Justin: They were just so sweet.
Cris: Think about what you just said.
Me: What! What were you all thinking? I was thinking coronavirus.
Ally: Props to JT for warning us against speaking “moistly.”
Don: She asks the right questions at the wrong time, which is why I like her.
Christine: They’re scarier because they’re smart. I’d rather date a fuckboy because they’re dumb af.
Me: Your brows look great!
Candice: Thanks, I paid for them.
Me: How is being at home?
Timmy: Bored all the time. That’s why I started a TikTok.
Dilsher: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. Which is a short list. So like, meth. Don’t do meth.
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