Christine: Don’t do it!! And if you do, don’t get caught, motherfucker!!!
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Deshi: I’m not basing this on fact, just on comedy specials.
Quyen: And I was like, those aren’t Yeezys. Those are just ripped clothes you’re wearing.
Tina: BC Centre for Disease Control is advising people to use glory holes to have sex. Also wear a mask.
Linda: Crazy times during COVID-19, my friend found love after three years of being a male gigolo.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Christine: What?
Me: I accidentally pressed an ad for DIAPERS!!!! Now Google is going to think I HAVE A BABY!!!!!!
Christine: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Did you just flex your butt?
Ray: Yes.
Dustin: IT’S A TRAP! But I mean, if you’re falling into it, I don’t mind having company here.
Kristina: I have an enemy named Christina because as you remember, my life’s a joke.
Me: Durian.
Mom: NO, NO, NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
