Author Archives: Irisa

Anviksha: I was so angry. But once there was food I was like, oh I love you.

Me: It’s a wonder I haven’t gone insane!

Sinyi: It’s a wonder that you think you’re not insane!

Becca: SHUT —and I can’t stress this enough— UP.

Me: Are you gyrating?

Ray: I’m trying.

(Watching trashy reality TV)

Tina: Look at her! She doesn’t even seem interested right now!!

Me: I think it’s the botox.

Sai: He makes exceptions for ice cream like once a month. And then sits on the toilet.

Val: What was I saying?

Me: (burps)

Val: Every time.

Ivy: His ascending is in SCORPIO!! ABORT MISSION??!?

Me: (stares)

Me: Was he insecure about it?

Candice: Well, he should be.

Mom: This isn’t just a pandemic. This is a revolution. Everything we know is changing.