Me: I don’t know why, but this just adds to this feeling of uneasiness that I have.
Christine: I have that too. It’s called anxiety.
Author Archives: Irisa
Rui: You even dressed for the occasion!
Me: I did, thank you for noticing!
Rui: Why wouldn’t I notice an outfit? What do you think I am, straight?
Anthony: I just feel bad for them.
Me: Why?
Anthony: Because they think Pizza Pizza is good.
(phone buzzes)
Christine: OOOH, booty call?
Me: No, UberEats.
Me: I once found him off a simple detail he mentioned on Hinge.
Fabienne: Abolish the police, let Irisa replace the entire Investigations unit.
Sanila: Well, there is no pressure to date right now. There is pressure to remain alive.
Kaili: I love karma in the form of a receding hairline.
Me: I was thinking of getting a sewing machine.
Andy: Ooh, what do you want to use it for?
Me: Sewing.
Fabienne: So we make fun of her.
Me: Oh, that is so mean.
Fabienne: Yeah, but she is Asian and has dreadlocks.
Me: Oh I see, enough said.
Don: He was asking for the map. To your heart.
Me: He can’t have it. It’s in your possession.
Don: Oh my word.
