Deshi: They had free shipping over $30 for snacks, so I spent $50.
Author Archives: Irisa
Ray: Everything in my life is grey.
Me: You are literally wearing a neon yellow shirt.
Ivy: No, no, she’s not a bitch. Just a scorpio.
Me: Where does time go?
Christine: TikTok.
Candice: I farted during the Skype meeting and saw my volume meter go up. I couldn’t talk because I was laughing too hysterically. I’m not built to work from home.
Dustin: On a side note, I love how we can search “Microsoft racist Twitter bot” and it’s still a valid search query.
Me: I’m concerned. There is something wrong with him if he is 6’3″, a doctor and single at 39.
Quyen: Yeah, there is. He’s an only child, narcissistic at times, [has] daddy issues.
Quyen: But isn’t he beautiful?
Me: Oh my god.
(On a video call)
Fabienne: Is that a filter? Please tell me that’s a filter. Or is that how you look now?
Tina: OH GOD, I HATE NIPPLE RINGS! (buries face in hands)
Don: In the wise words of Judge Judy, “Beauty fades. Dumbness is forever.”
My Friends Say Things 