Me: See how smart your daughters are?
Mom: Obviously, you came from me.
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Ava: I was thinking the second this is over, I’m never rejecting a date again.
Dustin: My bar for the moment is if nothing catches fire, you are thriving.
Sinyi: Yeah, Sean promised me we would tidy next weekend.
Sean: …..shit.
Me: How is she?
Justin: Lol she’s not liking this at all. Thought she would like WFH. But turns out she just hates working.
Dustin: Alcohol helps you survive hypothermia?? Is this a bad and potentially dangerous takeaway??
Me: (smiles)
Don: Jason’s hairstylist is nice.
Jason: I know, I know.
Don: IT’S ME.
Melinda: It was so budget! There was only hand soap in the bathroom, I was like, where’s the lotion??
Cris: I tried applying Velour lashes on my own.
Me: OOH, THEY LOOK SO GOOD! How do you feel?
Cris: They feel like sun visors for my eyes.
Ray: Have you considered pursuing art?
Me: Oh man, imagine if I could actually make a living and take care of my family by pursuing art.
Ray: All you have to do is cut off your ear.
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