Me: You can’t NAP?
Christine: NO!
Me: That’s literally one of my greatest joys in life.
Christine: I know. I don’t know what that feels like.
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Me: Can we see your cat? I just wanna hug a cat.
Jenny: He’s gonna piss on you.
Me: She wouldn’t shut up. And this is coming from me, I don’t shut up.
Don: This is true. That’s a lot.
Me: Did that move? Or am I going crazy?
Kevin: You’re going crazy.
Me: True.
Mojan: So, I didn’t know how he dances. Do you know how he dances?
Me: Is it —(shuffles slightly)?
Mojan: You know the inflatable blow-up car salsa?
Dustin: Is quarantine devolving us or revealing our true selves?
Me: Where’s the groom?
Ray: (laughs)
Don: I have a complicated order.
Me: It’s okay, you’re a complicated person.
Don: You’re right.
Justin: Yo, those grapes f*cked my throat.
All: Uhhhhh ohhhh….
Justin: They were just so sweet.
Cris: Think about what you just said.
Me: What! What were you all thinking? I was thinking coronavirus.
