Ally: Props to JT for warning us against speaking “moistly.”
Author Archives: Irisa
Don: She asks the right questions at the wrong time, which is why I like her.
Christine: They’re scarier because they’re smart. I’d rather date a fuckboy because they’re dumb af.
Me: Your brows look great!
Candice: Thanks, I paid for them.
Me: How is being at home?
Timmy: Bored all the time. That’s why I started a TikTok.
Dilsher: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. Which is a short list. So like, meth. Don’t do meth.
Anviksha: I was so angry. But once there was food I was like, oh I love you.
Me: It’s a wonder I haven’t gone insane!
Sinyi: It’s a wonder that you think you’re not insane!
Becca: SHUT —and I can’t stress this enough— UP.
Me: Are you gyrating?
Ray: I’m trying.
