(Watching trashy reality TV)
Tina: Look at her! She doesn’t even seem interested right now!!
Me: I think it’s the botox.
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Sai: He makes exceptions for ice cream like once a month. And then sits on the toilet.
Val: What was I saying?
Me: (burps)
Val: Every time.
Ivy: His ascending is in SCORPIO!! ABORT MISSION??!?
Me: (stares)
Me: Was he insecure about it?
Candice: Well, he should be.
Mom: This isn’t just a pandemic. This is a revolution. Everything we know is changing.
Fabienne: (shows me pics on Tinder)
Me: OHHH, okay! She cuuuute.
Random Dude: (entering elevator as we exit) Yeah?
Us: Yeaaahhhhh!
Don: They were like, “MEH DONNY I’M UGLY, FIX ME!” I’m over here like, “I ain’t Jesus. You are unfixable. Drink more water.”
Dustin: Year 3004 high school history classes be like, “And in 2016, former super-power USA elected an internet troll as their president.”
Candice: I still have this note he wrote on my phone:
“Anthony Wong is super sexy. When people call him ugly, they are actually using an acronym. UGLY: Ultra Good Looking, Yo!”
