Becca: No opinion is as honest as an Asian parent’s.
Author Archives: Irisa
Me: (misting plant in the sun) Wow, you’re getting so much love today! Just kidding, you get this much love every day!!
Christine: …wow.
Jenn: He’s taking up gardening. Wants to grow spearmint for mojitos. Because mojitos remind him of cruises. It all goes back to cruises.
Andrew: Yo, you gotta send us those photos!
Rachel: Are you going to give us a cut though? We want a percentage.
Timmy: Irisa, are you happy with your pillow?
Me: Is someone making you do this?
Elil: I hope he was 2 metres away from you when he asked for your number.
Deshi: They had free shipping over $30 for snacks, so I spent $50.
Ray: Everything in my life is grey.
Me: You are literally wearing a neon yellow shirt.
Ivy: No, no, she’s not a bitch. Just a scorpio.
Me: Where does time go?
Christine: TikTok.
