Julie: I have a divot. On my head. Wanna feel it?
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Me: I had two chips and saw they contained milk ingredients.
Becca: It’s like… violence. An act of violence. Truly. It’s criminal.
Fab: And then he puts my kofta on this cloth and I realized this cloth is a pita bread and there’s a stapler on it.
Dan: So Rocky is one of the A$APs?
Andy: Correct, correct.
Dan: Ooooh.
Val: So yes, your trip.
Deshi: Yes, we wake up at 6 to 8 am every day.
Us: (silence)
Val: I thought you wanted to have fun.
Deshi: THAT IS THE FUN, VAL.
Lou: If my life is going wrong enough… I-I would want to be a cult leader.
Grace: (looks over in disgust) Oh god.
Grace: Send me all that.
Becca: We could make jungle juice.
Me: And call it polyjuice potion!
Becca: (stares) Is… that… Harry—
Me: Yeah, it’s Harry Potter.
Kat: No! You don’t know that! Haven’t you seen Lady and the Tramp?
Me: No, I actually haven’t.
Kat: Me neither.
On the Colosseum
Callie: It’s like Beyblade but slavery.
My Friends Say Things 