Ivy: So my friend was in Mexico for three weeks and she didn’t know about the convoy and came back during the peak of it while there was a standoff with the RCMP. She was like, why are there horses everywhere?
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Quyen: I love that she’s also petite.
Me: 5’1”!
Quyen: My height! I’m Lady Gaga, bitches.
Sanila: Insider trading changes you, man.
Ivy: Do I have a colon? Do you?
Me: Yes.
Ivy: I wasn’t sure if it was a male/female thing.
Roy: They’re not drinking or socializing, they’re just eating triscuits, man.
Andy: I’m happy we’re here.
Me: In my room?
Andy: Metaphysically.
Callie: Yeah and they were like, one of the girls got attacked by peepeepoopoo man and now they’re on leave for a year because they’re traumatized.
Becca: (sees my cat sitting at a computer) What has capitalism come to?
Sean: You’re gonna do some work on a Friday night? Nah, you’re not fooling anyone.
Fab: Did you say Ted Talk or Tiktok?
Me: I think we both know which one I’m talking about.
