Me: Where’s our creme brulee?
Don: I was going to say… I may have to choose violence.
Author Archives: Irisa
Sanila: I was getting ready as the client was threatening us. I was like, eh, casual dissociation.
On Nicholas Cage
Me: He won an oscar?!?
Callie: He’s actually really talented, he just doesn’t know how to say no to projects.
Ivy: Did you guys bring me snacks?
Me: No? Did you ask for anything?
Ivy: No but I wanted snacks.
Andy: I thought of names.
Me: I thought of names too!
Andy: Well, they’re more like concepts.
Me: Uh oh.
Scott: Is that.. a parking enforcement car taking up a spot? That’s kinda fucked up, man.
Ivy: I just farted really loud.. did your mic pick that up?
Dustin: Another day, another moment where “YOUUUUU” didn’t end with “crank dat soulja boy.”
Becca: What was that?
Me: A burp.
Becca: I have never heard that noise come out of you before.
Me: Wait, don’t you drink metamucil?
Fab: I used to…. Be interested in it…
