Dustin: Okay, true or false, filibusters are the original twitch streams.
Me: Okay, true or false, Irisa knows what a filibuster is.
Author Archives: Irisa
Me: What’s your skincare routine?
Gurjant: It’s just mostly beard.
Callie: Time to retire… but only for the night.
Kent: Glad to have you back in the metaverse. Am I doing this right, Sangeethai?
Sangeethai: No. You’re not.
Kent: Jeez, this is ageism.
Dustin: Oh, I got a youtube recommendation!
Me: Oh, should we put it on now?
Dustin: No, it’s not worth watching.
Andy: You want a lamborghini?
Me: No.
Andy: …you better work, bitch.
Me: Why do I have a zit on my belly?
Callie: I wish I knew how to answer that.
Helen: You know what, though? Robert Pattinson does crazy pretty well. So Batman, maybe not too far of a stretch.
Ally: See, the border closing… That’s probably the worst thing. How are we going to get the white truffle chips from Trader Joe’s?
Anthony: If he didn’t have money, would you find him attractive?
Mom: Even WITH money, I don’t find him attractive.
