Me: You’re going to have a husband!
Clover: Oh, really?
Me: You’re literally engaged.
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On the Netflix series
Ryan: We need to get people with like, leprosy, THEN we’ll see if love is blind.
Dustin: It’s like, alright, you go hike, I’ll go get my two hours of sleep.
Becca: Oh. My. God. There is a Bridgerton season two!
Me: Did you watch season one?
Becca: No.
Andy: The garbage chute light was red.
Me: And you didn’t try it?
Fab: Now that’s a man that knows consent!
Me: I think one of my greatest downfalls is my colleagues thinking I’m smarter than I actually am.
Timmy: Omg me too.
Dustin: Omg, my phone autocorrects Lebron to Lebronto. Where did it even learn that?
Gurjant: SPEAKING of hot trash,
Scott: Why did you just snap and point at me?
Me: Are you afraid of flying?
Val: No. As an immigrant, I cannot afford such fears.
Me: Do you want me to cyber bully him for you?
Fab: No, he already has one.
My Friends Say Things 