Fab: So there’s this guy on TikTok, that because of the pandemic, has started to walk on all fours.
Author Archives: Irisa
Me: Can I tell you something?
My Therapist: What? Yeah, of course.
Me: Oh yeah, sorry.
Me: Are you indecisive?
Gurjant: No. I don’t know. Maybe?
Jenn: Don’t settle for less, Irisa. Get clothes with pockets.
Portuguese man: Hey, give me a coin.
Shawn: No, I’m poor.
Portueguese man: Come onnnnn!!!
Me: So anyway, my stomach was acting up this morning.
Kevin: Oh look, it’s the UN pretending to do something again.
Deshi: I think we should go to a metal show.
Me and Val: (in unison) No.
Val: Collectively, we all make up one whole man.
Sanila: (driving, to pedestrian taking photos) MOVE! Do you really want to die for BlogTO?
Random dude 1 on street: Dude, I wanna go out in Vancouver, I’ve never been—
Random dude 2: No, you don’t.
Ivy: So we were watching this video and it said there were more rats than people in New York.
Ferva: And you watched a video on that??
