Andy: Oh Becca, do you want to come with us?
Becca: Um, my head’s too itchy.
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Wes: And they said go away, daddy. They say that a lot these days.
Fab: Over the pandemic, she started offering Reiki.
Me: (face falls)
Fab: For dogs.
Me: (eyes widen)
Fab: Over Zoom.
Andy: Are you still pretending to be a dog person?
Gurjant: Uhhhh… what are you talking about?
Me: Are you doing okay in America?
Shawn: I’m okay. I bought a gun.
Keith: Eh, it’s fine. We’re not doing anything tomorrow.
In-Hye: We’re going to a wedding.
Andy: We’re going climbing, bro.
Ava: I think inside of me, a little hoe exists.
(At the club)
Becca: I turn around to tell you they’re playing Not Like Us but then I saw you being pulled away into the darkness.
Keith: I don’t want some Gen-Z telling me I’m capping or some skibidi toilet. I want to go home.
Me: You can fit your fist in your mouth?
In-Hye: The problem is no one wants to see it.
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