Me: Does Chris have any friends that are single, smart, and not ugly?
Deshi: The last part made things impossible.
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Dustin: Ok, just me or have you also seen reels on IG promoting Afghanistan tourism?
Me: There’s a ten-hour loop of Voldemort laughing on Youtube.
Becca: I know, you posted it on my wall years ago.
Me: I love eggs!
Janice: Aren’t you lactose-intolerant?
Andy: This might be a yes, but have you—
Ed: Yes.
Qiqi: And my boss’ exact words were, “Why are you telling me this? I don’t give a crap about this.”
Scott: Why is that car inching forward?
Andy: Oh you know, slippin’.
Scott: Slipping UPHILL?
Chris: This is like the time I went to KFC and they didn’t have any chicken.
Ivy: I named a chicken after you on Stardew Valley. She’s doing great. I can sell her for $10K.
Deshi: She said I was brave for eating oysters at my age.
Me: What does that mean?
Deshi: She’s also scared of everything.
