Me: It was a thought exercise in, “If i were to even have a kid, would I get along with them?”
Dustin: Literally a fuck around and find out situation.
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Me: Do you want me to host a Bachelorette dating thing for you?
Becca: First of all, do you even know any men? Like straight men?
Me: How dare you.
Qiqi: He drinks everyday, he’s a doctor, and he has gout. That tells you everything you need to know.
Christabelle: I don’t want to lose.
Me: But who wins?
Christabelle: Yeah, you’re right.
Me: You never want to lose an arm because of the TTC.
Andy: When do I want to lose an arm?
Me: And they let you get away with it?
Eugene: Yeah, I just say, “My bad, I’m dumb.”
Becca: It’s—wait, I was gonna say it’s Friday but it’s not.
Me: It’s literally Tuesday. Wait no, it’s Wednesday.
Josh: And I was like, the cops will help me.
Kendall: (snorts)
Keith: When do the sponsor deals start?
Andy: Will take a while, first you get paid in exposure.
Keith: I love being exposed.
Fab: If you see Toronto’s Midnight Runners, you could throw a stone and hit 90% of people who have their portfolio heavily invested in crypto.
Fab: Also, I finally stopped losing money on crypto.
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