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Jess: That guy needs lane assist.

Winston: He doesn’t need lane assist, he just needs two eyes that work.

October 14, 2024Irisa Jess, Winston Leave a comment

Winston: I feel like I wouldn’t want to rob someone in America with a knife because I’d be afraid they have a gun.

January 21, 2020Irisa Winston Leave a comment

Jess: He has Instagram but hasn’t posted in three years.

Winston: I follow The Rock and that’s it.

November 12, 2019Irisa Jess, Winston Leave a comment

Winston: Today, a girl didn’t wear deodorant and I pretended not to understand something so I could draw on the whiteboard and sit in a different seat.

July 30, 2019Irisa Winston Leave a comment
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