Callie: Have you guys ever stapled your finger?
Becca: Yes.
Callie: Out of curiosity?
Becca: No.
Callie: Oh.
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Becca: He plays wordle now and posts it to Facebook, but it’s always like six tries. I’m like, is this normal or are you stupid?
Me: I love how this lego tiger has eyebrows.
Becca and Callie: (in unison) It has a butthole.
Me: I love how that’s the one thing you guys say to me in unison as a response, without missing a beat.
Becca and Callie: (once again in unison) It’s a pink flower.
Fab: Never have I ever taken DICK before.
Becker: Oh, what drug is that?
Becca: Oh. My. God. There is a Bridgerton season two!
Me: Did you watch season one?
Becca: No.
Me: I had two chips and saw they contained milk ingredients.
Becca: It’s like… violence. An act of violence. Truly. It’s criminal.
Becca: We could make jungle juice.
Me: And call it polyjuice potion!
Becca: (stares) Is… that… Harry—
Me: Yeah, it’s Harry Potter.
Becca: I’ll just do whatever’s easiest. And Guy Fieri does not sound like an easy costume to make.
Becca: SHUT —and I can’t stress this enough— UP.
Becca: No opinion is as honest as an Asian parent’s.
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