Becca: No opinion is as honest as an Asian parent’s.

Becca: There’s so many people trying to sneak into Canada.

Me: Are you serious?

Becca: I saw a clip of these protests at the border, let me find it.

Becca: Oh my god, wait MY BAD LOL. It was for a different protest. Shit, I’ve become one of those aunties that spreads misinformation on WeChat.

Becca: (looks at photo) …what IS that?

Me: That’s us uncorking wine in matching shirts.

Becca: There’s also some guy laughing to himself right beside me. I’m trying to avoid eye contact because I don’t want to get stabbed.

Becca: If you died, I don’t know what I’d do.

Me: I don’t know what I’d do either.

Becca: You’d be dead.

Becca: Yeah and you guys had to come save me because he was going to sing a song on his guitar.

Becca: Look at that corgi. It’s like twerking as it’s walking.

Becca: Honestly, life is just about finding people who you wanna yell, “pizza’s here” to.

Becca: So we’re just poor and fucked up?

Me: Yeh.

(watching the Raptors lose)

Becca: Why? Why are we like this?