Me: What’s the worst material to make a toilet with?
Me: Paper. Hay.
Becca: Bread… Bread.
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(Showing us her closet storage system)
Jenn: This is the way I must be.
Me: She’s a Virgo.
Becca: I see.
Fab: One time, this guy I know took out his girlfriend’s diva cup.
Becca: That’s a next level relationship.
Andy: What’s a diva cup?
Me: Is this music?
Becca: To a grocery store, it is.
(On Physical 100)
Me: We were watching him, he’s the olympian.
Andy: Is he any good?
Me and Becca: He won gold.
Andy: Oh, that’s not bad.
Me: Oh, I need to give you my new address. Wait—
Becca: We live together.
Me: Wow, you make me feel like anything is possible.
Becca: It’s IKEA.
Dustin: And she went to a party and Leo DiCaprio was there.
Becca: How old is she?
Dustin: 26.
Me and Becca: Ooh.
Becca: Do you remember her being there?
Me: Oh, I don’t know… I was too busy not having a developed pre-frontal cortex.
Becca: I feel like I’m going to be constipated anyway.
Me: It’s okay, we’re all constipated spiritually.
Becca: This is true.
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