Me: Are you looking for sugar? There’s a container on the table.
Andy: (stares)
Becca: The only container on the table.
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Andy: I thought of names.
Me: I thought of names too!
Andy: Well, they’re more like concepts.
Me: Uh oh.
Andy: I’m happy we’re here.
Me: In my room?
Andy: Metaphysically.
Andy: I don’t know what I’m doing.
Me: It’s okay, neither do our world leaders.
Andy: Haha! That’s not okay.
Me: I feel kinda ugly right now.
Andy: Why? Because of your fart?
Me: Oh…. I didn’t even think of that……
Andy: You want a lamborghini?
Me: No.
Andy: …you better work, bitch.
Andy: The answer’s probably no, but have you seen arrival?
Me: No.
Andy: The garbage chute light was red.
Me: And you didn’t try it?
Fab: Now that’s a man that knows consent!
Andy: What do you think of the gouda?
Scott: It’s good-a.
Dan: So Rocky is one of the A$APs?
Andy: Correct, correct.
Dan: Ooooh.
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