Andy: Yeah Alvin, if you didn’t get stomach-pumped, they wouldn’t be getting married right now.
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Andy: If humans could change colours, there would be no racism.
Andy: Don’t put that on your blog.
Andy: So, I don’t know if this is true because I heard it from Family Guy…
Fab: One time, this guy I know took out his girlfriend’s diva cup.
Becca: That’s a next level relationship.
Andy: What’s a diva cup?
(On Physical 100)
Me: We were watching him, he’s the olympian.
Andy: Is he any good?
Me and Becca: He won gold.
Andy: Oh, that’s not bad.
Andy: That’s poop.
Me: And I ain’t talkin’ fecal matter.
Andy: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I was making some open-ended commentary for your interpretation.
Andy: Don’t make me work like that.
Me: Is that coffee?
Andy: That is Tim Hortons… drink. I wouldn’t call it coffee.
Scott: If anything, this is the most accurate bean soup.
Shawn: Big things come in small packages!!
Andy: I think it’s good things…?
Andy: But uh, yeah, at least you’re not doing TikTok dances so things aren’t as bad as it could be.
(Watching Love is Blind)
Andy: He looks like he is in huge gambling debt.
Becca: Oh yes, I can see that.
My Friends Say Things 