Andy: It just looks like a poorly designer building. They wasted a lot of space.
Christina: It’s very top-heavy, like most management.
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Me: Do you love it?
Christina: (holding and petting an alpaca doll)
Andy: It looks like you love it.
Christina: I don’t love anything.
Christina’s boyfriend: Okay.
Andy: I don’t see colour.
Me: I know. You can’t.
Andy: There’s a horchata flavour with pineapple.
Me: Sounds like gentrification.
Andy: Not inherently a bad thing.
Me: (stares)
Andy: I said what I said.
Me: This week kicked my ass.
Andy: It’s okay, you have a beautiful ass.
Me: We’re not getting any younger, you know?
Andy: Did you know nobody is?
Me: Listen, there are layers to this.
Andy: I don’t want you wasting brain cells explaining this to me.
Sinyi: So who goes first on Bumble if they’re both female?
Andy: Oh they just don’t.
Andy: I found one of your hairs in my shirt and it was keeping me company.
Andy: Would you love me if I was a wormhole?
Me: Uh..
