Me: You know it’s business time when the—

Me and Andy: (in unison) Imagine Dragons comes on.

Andy: (walks into room) I heard slander about our modern-day Shakespeare, Young Thug.

Andy: Do you think you’ll be in the mood after your upper endoscopy?

Andy: Have you met Ed’s friend?

Yvonne: They all look the same except for Gurjant.

Me: Anthony Davis. Is that the one with the eyebrows?

Andy: Yes. It’s insane that THAT is what you know.

Andy: I think we’ll get through it. I don’t know if mentally we’ll be the same people afterwards but we’ll figure it out.

Andy: I guess that IS the motto of science… fuck around and find out. But it’s very important that you do the finding out.

Andy: I don’t see colour.

Me: I know. You can’t.